Let’s play “yes” or “no.” You ask me questions on anonymous or not, and I can only answer YES or NO.
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This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
LMAO
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Night of love, 1947, Rene Magritte
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What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder
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Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)
i csn’t brteath
wat
When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT
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apparently when i was born the…guy after the midwife? the baby doctor? was this russian guy with HUGE hands who just sorta. squeezed my head (my dad says he was worried that he was gonna crush me like a coke can) and was like “this is a strong baby”
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sometimes i just lose my fucking mind and afterwards i’m like “what the fuck is wrong with me…why am i Like This™” and the answer is always the moon
me: *goes absolutely feral for a few days*
me: why the hell did i do that *checks the lunar calendar and sees the moon’s up to some freaky shit again* ah
literally i LOVE the moon but like is she almost done…like is it over…being unhinged 24/7 like this is so. Exhausting
Roll for what this post is about
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